I like bagels.

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i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

purrrrl:

College kids be like…

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

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town-of-butts:

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I did a thing.

This took WAY more time than I had thought.

Super Smash Bros. for 3DS and Wii U
Mario with third-party characters

spookyjohnegbert:

i’m not even going to respond to anon hate anymore i’ll just post this.

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atheatrething:

"When is the play?"

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did-you-kno:

Miners in Chihuahua, Mexico discovered the Giant Crystal Cave while they were digging a new tunnel. Expecting a flood, they instead found huge crystals jutting out from the floor, which formed from the hot, mineral-rich water that filled the cave for 500,000 years. Source

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

stayathomedadwanttobe:

Remember to empty the lint trap.