why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
Tumblr on November 1st
College kids be like…
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
I did a thing.
This took WAY more time than I had thought.
i’m not even going to respond to anon hate anymore i’ll just post this.
"When is the play?"
Miners in Chihuahua, Mexico discovered the Giant Crystal Cave while they were digging a new tunnel. Expecting a flood, they instead found huge crystals jutting out from the floor, which formed from the hot, mineral-rich water that filled the cave for 500,000 years. Source
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
Remember to empty the lint trap.